Just in time for Halloween: A Fetterman costume
Guaranteed to scare the kids
Imagine opening your door to trick-or-treaters, and the children see that!
They won’t be able to sleep for nights, and when they finally do their heads will be filled with monster nightmares.
Anyone wearing it outside while trick-or-treating would get arrested for indecent exposure.
Just another example of trashing custom, tradition and respectfulness to provide a “safe place” where someone’s feelings won’t be hurt.