And she's a PhD candidate. Read below what defines stupid.

Johannah King-Slutzky is the graduate student at Columbia University who demanded that the school feed the woke protestors. Because, among other reasons, the students had already paid for their meals.

But here’s something as interesting and goofy—what she is studying:

Biography

My dissertation is on fantasies of limitless energy in the transatlantic Romantic imagination from 1760-1860. My goal is to write a prehistory of metabolic rift, Marx’s term for the disruption of energy circuits caused by industrialization under capitalism. I am particularly interested in theories of the imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens in order to update and propose an alternative to historicist ideological critiques of the Romantic imagination. Prior to joining Columbia, I worked as a political strategist for leftist and progressive causes and remain active in the higher education labor movement.

No, I can’t figure it out either. No doubt it will contribute substantially to the body of knowledge that will help explain…nothing.

Here’s some of what elseshe said:

I guess it's ultimately a question of what kind of community and obligation Columbia feels it has to its students. Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill, even if they disagree with you?

If the answer is no then you should allow basic — I mean, it's crazy to say since we're on an Ivy League campus — but this is like, basic humanitarian aid we're asking for, like could people please have a glass of water? 

Aw, gee.